Don't Date a Girl Who Reads - http://sean.terretta.com/dont-date-a-girl-who-reads-charles-warnke

"You, who make my life so god damned difficult. The girl who reads has spun out the account of her life and it is bursting with meaning. She insists that her narratives are rich, her supporting cast colorful, and her typeface bold. ...You will not accept the life that I told of at the beginning of this piece. You will accept nothing less than passion, and perfection, and a life worthy of being storied."